You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
