Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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