I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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