plz talk dirty to me
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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