Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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