So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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