I'm lost and stupid without you.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
They took my balls.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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