they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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