NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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