Dual....:-)
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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