going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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