Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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