i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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