So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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