Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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