hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I don't think brook has ever known best
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
