last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He better not be in your backpack
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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