At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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