More tranny stories later!
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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