Me too!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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