He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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