we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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