North Korea, Best Korea!
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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