This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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