What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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