dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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