You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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