In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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