Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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