Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
