On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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