I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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