no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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