I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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