and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
