he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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