I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He better not be in your backpack
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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