Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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