There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
