Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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