They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I think your dad took our porno
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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