we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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