Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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