I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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