Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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