Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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