I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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