well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We were destined to go to rehab together
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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