porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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