I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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