In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He shit in the fireplace
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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