No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Randomize
