..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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