Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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