you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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