We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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